So you get what we’re saying!
Valhall.
Hinkyisms:
Fact: What really happened.
Factoid: What appears to have really happened. Taken as a possible fact until another factoid renders it false.
Happy Pants Dance: A term for how you feel when things are spiffy.
Hinky: The instance of knowing that pure evil f*ckery is afoot (as taken from The Urban Dictionary). More seriously, a law enforcement slang term for their sense that “something’s just not right”.
Hinky meter: Our internal “something’s just not right” detector.
Kerflunkeled: To be totally confused by your own or another’s bullshit.
Kerflunkelation: The act of kerflunkeling yourself or someone else.
Knuckle-draggin, soup-droolin, sock-suckin, booger-pickin moron: An idiot.
Kronked: To be thrown under a bus for doing a good deed.
Lie: A statement that is untrue.
Liar: Someone who tells a lie.
Maurapedia: reader and contributor Maura who mysteriously appears to provide exhaustive comments replete with dates times and cross references when Hinky readers most need help with anything “timelinish” about the Anthony case.
Meantard: A mullet-head who covers their idiocy or self-induced kerflunkelation via an obnoxious or mean delivery of the blather they are delivering.
Mullet-head: A moron.
Poopie Pants Dance: A term denoting the feeling you get when everything just went to shit.
Princess Poopie Pants: Casey Anthony
Queen Lie-teefah: Cindy Anthony
Tinfoil hat: A term for an effort to avoid being kerflunkeled….either by yourself or someone else.
Hinky Phrases:
You can bank on that in Denver: A statement that is certain. This does not mean it will turn out to be a fact. It means the factoid being stated is 100% accurate as it has been conveyed.
You can’t bank on that in Denver: A possible factoid, but there’s some concern about the accuracy of how it has been conveyed.
