BOMB-F***ING-SHELL!
The Caylee Marie Anthony murder HAS BEEN SOLVED! (not) We can expect the release of the felon Casey Anthony concerning the charges of the murder of her own child within minutes. (not) Was it Joy Wray who solved this case? NO! Was it O’Town Finest? NO! Was it slick-dick Dom? NO! It was none other than the notorious crime fighter and mystery solver James L. McIntyre.
Who the hell is James L. McIntyre?
[The following desription of "MADD-McSnort James L. McIntyre drunk-driving disbarred lawyer" appears to NOT be of the same "Aveeno-girl obsessed 'I see dead people' James L. McIntyre" who has submitted correspondence to the Judge in the Casey Anthony case. I have sent correspondence to the Uber-sleuth, crime-solving James L. McIntyre in Minnesota who has a hankering for the Aveeno girl and who claims to have McIntyre Consulting asking him to confirm that he is or is not the disbarred lawyer. But Maura has supplied sufficient information when looking at the age of Minnesota Aveeno-loving McIntyre to convince me they are most likely not the same person. As Maura points out, he would have had to have passed the Massachusetts bar at the age of 21, and that's highly unlikely. I will share whatever response I get from Minnesota McIntyre. I have placed the questionable portion of the article in italics and parentheses for the time being. P.S. This has not deterred my use of the nickname Mc-Snort...]
(If he IS the James L. McIntyre from Massachusetts, he’s a lawyer or was, or may be again, but it’s real unclear as to which is true. At least once, for sure, he was a lawyer. Then he got drunk, drove drunk and killed a guy. He got convicted of manslaughter, motor vehicle homicide and causing bodily injury while operating a vehicle recklessly and negligently while shit-faced drunk. THEN, he decided drinking wasn’t working out well for him so he got busted for snorting cocaine. Well, at least he had cocaine on him. He could have been shoving it in his ear for all I know (I doubt it) – but he had cocaine. Of course, some where in this mix he lost his license to practice law.
After that he served time in prison, swept floors for community service and lived with his daddy. Then his brother (who still had his law license) said he’d take him on as a partner and the benevolent Justice Cown, in October 2000, reinstated this mullet-head’s ability to lawyer. I’m not sure what happened after that, but it doesn’t appear he has his “lawyering license” anymore, so he could have been snortin’, drinkin’ or just bein’ himself for all I know.)
He has solved many crimes (in his own mind). Pig-dog farmer-killer Pickton case. (not) He’d have already solved the JonBenet Ramsey case if they would have just let him. (not) And he knows the answer to a lot of other crimes as well! (not) Like who killed Jodi Sue Huisentruit. And he’s found valuable evidence concerning the Jennifer Odom murder. (not) Of course, only he knows the answers. (not)
And such is the case with the Caylee Marie Anthony murder. (not)
We’ve seen James “Lyin” McIntyre before. He passed emails to slick-dick Dom and Cindy and he’s posted on numerous blogs and discussion boards using various aliases for some unknown reason….all the while an avid supporter of Casey and her innocence and her FREEDOM! Now that goal is in sight. (not)
So, how did he bust this case? Well, it’s simple. He emailed the Orlando Sentinel all the goods. Because THAT’S where the goods get sent when you know the truth about a murder case. (not)
Zenaida “Zani” Fernandez-Gonzalez
is
Gloria Fernandez-Gonzalez, 28 years old. Evicted from Apartment 210 of Sawgrass apartments on February 25, 2008.
Hold the check – uhhh, no she wasn’t. On page 53 of the discovery released on August 25, 2008 it clearly states that the tenants evicted from Apartment 210 of Sawgrass apartments were Stacy and Joseph Oaks??? No “Gloria”, no “Fernandez” and no “Gonzalez” (or Gonzale if you’re Cindy Anthony). And why are we talking about a “Gloria” Fernandez-Gonzalez? I thought Zanny’s name was “Zenaida Fernandez-Gonzalez”. I mean that’s what Casey Anthony, at her moment of opportunity to enlist assistance in finding her daughter, who had been missing for 31 days according to her, told the detectives repeatedly. In fact, she even put it in her written statement. No – there’s no “Gloria” in there. The only place “Gloria” comes up is in the name Casey gave the investigators for the name of Zenaida’s mother. And Zenaida’s mother can’t be 28 years old.
Uber-sleuth McIntyre answers this for us. (not)
He’s talking about Gloria Fernandez-Gonzalez Jr! Yep – the first hispanic woman in history to take the “junior” title. Why? Because her mother’s name is Gloria Fernandez-Gonzalez Sr…that’s why!
Oh wait – I thought Zanny’s hyphenated name was because of the joining of her mother and father’s last names. How could her mother have the same hyphenated last name? Unless…INCEST! That’s what has led Zanny (aka Gloria) to do what she’s done. Her mother conceived her in an incestuous relationship with…her own father and her husband’s brother!
But wouldn’t that mean it should be Gloria Fernandez-Gonzalez-Fernandez-Gonzalez Jr? or Gloria Fernandez-Fernandez-Gonzalez-Gonzalez Jr? Or maybe Gloria Fernandez2-2Gonzalez2 Jr? I’m not sure at this point. But I still don’t see “Zenaida” in this mix, double mix, or remix.
Now Gloria moved in with her sister Daisy. But here’s the rub – we haven’t got a clue whether this was Gloria Jr (aka Zenaida, aka Zanny) or Gloria Sr. ONE OF THEM died their hair blond and they were at the airport and Wanda Wery and her son saw them on July 2, 2008. Whichever Gloria this was is 5’7″, 135 lbs when Wanda saw them. And Mensa-McIntyre says Airport Security will CONFIRM. But here’s the problem. For some unknown reason this evidence – which is key in solving the Caylee Anthony murder – was turned over to Justice Jose R. Rodriguez who is presiding over the CIVIL case with Zenaida Gonzalez. Why the hell this would have wound up with a civil court judge nobody knows, BUT madman-McIntyre claims Justice Rodriguez sealed it! (not)
Here’s what McIntyre claims:
Casey Marie Anthony DID NOT murder her daughter, she is INNOCENT! Her daughter Caylee Marie Anthony was KIDNAPPED! Orange County Circuit Court Judge Jose R. Rodriguez has the proof. He sealed BOTH the Police Sergeant’s written report AND the Orlando International Airport’s security camera flash card. The flash card is approximately 3.5 by 3.5 and has video evidence that clearly shows the KIDNAPPING of Caylee Marie Anthony by Zani The Nanny a.k.a. Gloria Fernandez-Gonzalez Jr. Age 28.
Okay, we’re clear now – it’s Gloria-Zanny-Zenaida-Fernandez-Gonzalez Jr that bleached her hair blond. BUT, how did the kidnapping take place in the Orlando Airport??? What was Casey doing there? Why didn’t she tell the detectives that GZZFGJr kidnapped Caylee at the airport??? It doesn’t make sense! And why does a civil case judge have these records??? And what does 3.5 by 3.5 mean? If that’s millimeters, that’s a little-bitty camera! If it’s feet, it’s frigging huge – it could have footage of all crimes committed since the Bay of Pigs went bad! And WHY did a judge presiding over a civil suit that didn’t even get filed until September 24, 2008 have evidence on a murder investigation in which the investigators went to the airport and reviewed the surveillance video on July 24, 2008! How does this happen?!
I smell a conspiraseh.
But wait, the evidence is compelling. Gloria Gonzalez (Jr?) crashed her car near Tampa, Fl on June 23, 2008. She drives a silver four-door 2008 Ford Focus with New York Plates! This has got to be her! An earlier attempt at kidnapping (with her sister Samantha Gonzalez (not born by incestuous relationships and therefore no need for superscripts)) failed at Jay Blanchard Park on June 16, 2008! Victor Fernandez is Gloria-squared’s step-father and he and his half-brother Hector hid Gloria-squared (aka Zanny) and Caylee. Gloria Sr left him over it!
The body – that was found in the swampy area on Suburban Drive – is that of “Baby Doe” who was murdered by her steroid-using father in spite of Baby Doe’s mother and grandmother (whatever the hell that means). The murder was cold and premeditated. (actually, this may be the first part Mc-snort got right).
“CAYLEE MARIE ANTHONY WAS KIDNAPPED BY NANNY/BABYSITTER THAT CASEY MADE THE MISTAKE OF TRUSTING”. (in the airport after she had already tried to kidnap Caylee once in Jay Blanchard Park – maybe Casey gave Zanny-Gloria-squared a mulligan).
This is it people. We’ve wasted our time looking at the facts. We wasted our time looking at the whole “why did she go partying instead of telling someone her baby was missing?”. We wasted our time with the entire “ick, there’s decomp gases and hair in the trunk deal”. And we have wasted our time with the fact that Caylee’s remains were found bagged in trash bags that match those at the Anthony home, a laundry bag that was previously at the Anthony home but is now missing, with a Pooh blanket that was at the Anthony home but is now missing, and with three pieces of duct tape over her skull that match duct tape on the Anthonys’ gas can and on their posters, and seen in an almost full roll at their command center BECAUSE….
Casey, after thwarting an attempt by the evil duo Zanny-Gloria-squared and evil-sister-Samantha in Jay Blanchard Park hid Caylee for 16 days while lying to all her friends about where Caylee was. To this day no one knows where Casey hid Caylee for those 16 days! At the end of those 16 days Casey went to the airport on July 2nd to…do something, but we have no idea what…and Caylee was kidnapped right there on video by bleach-blond Gloria-squared-Zanny! And if that evil rotten Judge Rodriguez would just unseal the 3.5 by 3.5 thingy he has…
this could all be over. (not)
Valhall.
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